“I can’t sunbathe, I can’t watch daytime TV. My favourite food, I can’t eat chips. I’m over being a vampire, it’s shit. Don’t believe the hype.”
I was in stitches at this point. Such a refreshingly funny movie about vampires. The hilarious Rhys Darby and his gang of werewolves was just the icing on the cake. Brilliant.
My watch-list of movies and TV shows continues to grow, while my spare time continues to shrink. Occasionally though, I’ll manage to tick one off the list, and then try to come up with some words about it that make me sound as though I know what I’m talking about. “Once he has discovered something, he wants to be off onto the next thing, rather than spending time and elaborating” – snippet from my primary school report, confirming that I am, and always have been, easily distracted.